shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

nbmudkip:

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget

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eggtrolls:

disgustinggf:

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dikubutto:

val-ritz:

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all

“y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon”

so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock

so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls.

turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

(via cryptidfuckery)

invaderxan:

mikesmoustache:

biglawbear:

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

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Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job.

I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the most satisfying decisions I’ve ever made.

Part 3:

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Please pay attention to all the manipulation tactics this boss uses, because they’re pulling out every trick in the book.

  • “I’m not your boss, I’m your friend”
  • “Other people will be hurt by this and it’s your fault and I’m going to tell them all that”
  • Mocking language
  • Jobs are important too
  • “Be a team player”
  • “We’re your family too”
  • Talking as if this is a thing you must do
  • “We all make sacrifices”
  • Undermining your authority
  • “You caused all of this, really”
  • Accusing you of being “unprofessional”
  • “Look at the money you cost us”
  • “Just laugh it off and come back to work”

This is like a 101 course in how employers use guilt trips to coerce you into putting up with their bullshit. This is precisely why you should never trust those employers who insist that they’re “like a family.” They are not. It’s just a ruse so that your boss can neg you into putting your job ahead of your actual life.

(via cryptidfuckery)

invaderxan:

mikesmoustache:

biglawbear:

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

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Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job.

I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the most satisfying decisions I’ve ever made.

Part 3:

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Please pay attention to all the manipulation tactics this boss uses, because they’re pulling out every trick in the book.

  • “I’m not your boss, I’m your friend”
  • “Other people will be hurt by this and it’s your fault and I’m going to tell them all that”
  • Mocking language
  • Jobs are important too
  • “Be a team player”
  • “We’re your family too”
  • Talking as if this is a thing you must do
  • “We all make sacrifices”
  • Undermining your authority
  • “You caused all of this, really”
  • Accusing you of being “unprofessional”
  • “Look at the money you cost us”
  • “Just laugh it off and come back to work”

This is like a 101 course in how employers use guilt trips to coerce you into putting up with their bullshit. This is precisely why you should never trust those employers who insist that they’re “like a family.” They are not. It’s just a ruse so that your boss can neg you into putting your job ahead of your actual life.

(via cryptidfuckery)

der-ewige-retard:
“m3n4c3v35537:
“unexplained-events:
“ Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs
”
Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse” ”

der-ewige-retard:

m3n4c3v35537:

unexplained-events:

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

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(via somanypetals)

snaxle:

snaxle:

im crying this shit is so embarrassing

imagine flirting w your ex wife or whatever the fuck they are i dont fucking know and thousands of people see your cringe ass flirty reply and then your wife soft blocks you. i would kill myself

(via tooquirkytolose)

un-dossier:
“Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer
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un-dossier:

Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer

(Source: opheliadae, via into-the-weeds)

curioscurio:

thebiscuiteternal:

WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON

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(via lotad)

uniquecrash5:

captain-price-officially:

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Ah yes, the ol “B-17 survivorship bias” lesson

Okay but this is a hilarious explanation

(via cryptidfuckery)